The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!