The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to annoy people

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to be your self

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!