The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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LIME

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to fly....underwater

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Poop

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!