the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!