The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to do totally nothing

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to speak in Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!