The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!