The power to die in one second

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to bleed

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vomitspit

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!