The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!