The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power of Pinesol baby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!