The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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NMR Vision

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to think about useless power

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to make water expire.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!