the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!