The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to have bad luck!

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be your self

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!