The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!