The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!