The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!