The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to think.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!