Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to fly but only upward

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!