A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to clean

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to always hug people

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!