The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!