The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!