The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!