The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to read the TV

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!