The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!