The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!