The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Being Aquaman

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!