The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!