The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to only see glass.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The Power to die at will

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!