The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to write in invisible ink

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!