you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!