The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!