The Power to Combust

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!