the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!