the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to not have a power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!