By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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to be shitty

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!