The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!