The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Melting

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!