The power to hate someone you don't even know

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!