The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

Dejavu

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

The power to die at will.

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

the power to die at will

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power spite flower

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!