The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!