The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!