The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!