SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to die

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!