The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!