The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!