The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!