The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!