The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!