The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!