you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make toast into bread

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to spelle caretly

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!