The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!