The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!