The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power of love

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to control your own mind.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to run at walk speeds.

the power to youtube poop

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!