The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to have children fully grown

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!