The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!