The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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captain obvious

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!