The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to hate nature

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn into paper

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Black power

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!