Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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power to fly...backwards.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!