you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to become retarded

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!