The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!