The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!