The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Dejavu

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to herd cats

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!