The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Endless falling....

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!