The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!