The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!